Gay zoro
It is hard to reconstruct these fragments from the memories of childhood but as nearly as I can think of, the Zorro craze came after the Davy Crockett craze and before Elvis. Kids made Z marks everywhere &#; on walls, fences, blackboards, and with ballpoints on the shirts of the kids sitting in front of them &#; and my personal notion is that Datsun sells half of their Z-cars to guys harboring sublimated Zorro fantasies.
Here&#;s the curious thing. I recall a lot about Zorro. I even remember that he was once played by Clayton Moore, who got to keep wearing his Lone Ranger mask. But I cannot remember if the Zorro movies were ever supposed to be funny. I assume that the Zorros, played by Douglas Fairbanks, Tyrone Power, and John Carroll, were more or less thoughtful, within the broad outlines of the adventure genre. But what about all the Zorro movies and TV shows that Guy Williams made for Disney? Were we laughing at him, or with him?
I seek because I am just as perplexed after seeing &#;Zorro, the Gay Blade,&#; which stars George Hamilton in a dual role as Don Diego Vega and his tw
Just a note: This is NOT meant to be taken seriously.
Anyway I was just wondering if anyone else thinks that certain characters could be seen as gay, even by looking at reasons that don't really matter. :happy:
Awhile ago, my friend and I were discussing One Piece, and out of the blue I just said "Zoro's gay." I can't really remember why I said that, but from then on I've had this ongoing debate with her on why I think Zoro is the gay Strawhat member. Some of my arguments included:
1. He's threatened by women. He runs away from Tashigi, he hates getting blackmailed by Nami, and he's apprehensive of Robin.
2. Whenever Sanji flirts, he says something. It's like he's jealous that Sanji doesn't give him that kind of attention.
3. Remember in Alabasta when Sanji asked the girls to call him "prince" and swore that he'll protect them? And then Zoro called him "Prince?"
4. The whole fact that he's constantly "penetrated" by other guys' swords could be seen as some psycho-Freudian symbolism. Also, he's obsessed with Mihawk, who had a HUGE sword.
5. He calls Sanji a "pretty eyebrow."
Zoro&#;s sexuality
A while ago, my companion and I were discussing One Piece, and out of the blue I just said "Zoro's gay." I can't really retain why I said that, but from then on I've had this ongoing debate with her on why I think Zoro is the gay Strawhat member. Some of my arguments included:
1. He's threatened by women. He runs away from Tashigi, he hates getting blackmailed by Nami, and he's apprehensive of Robin.
2. Whenever Sanji flirts, he says something. It's fancy he's jealous that Sanji doesn't give him that kind of attention.
3. Remember in Alabasta when Sanji asked the girls to call him "prince" and swore that he'll protect them? And then Zoro called him "Prince?"
4. The whole evidence that he's constantly "penetrated" by other guys' swords could be seen as some psycho-Freudian symbolism. Also, he's obsessed with Mihawk, who had a HUGE sword.
5. He calls Sanji a "pretty eyebrow." :huh:
6. He's a real man's man (I know, this is a silly argument).
7. He hung around with Johnny and Yosaku for a long time (this i
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“I need a date.”
Sanji’s head bats assist and forth between the kitchen and the galley. He’s got Zoro pressed up against a wall, forcefully, unlike whatever tune and dance Zoro was playing with the rando outside. Sanji fists Zoro’s long coat and looks him dead in the eyes. Well, eye.
Zoro blinks owlishly at him, the vein clear on his forehead for all of a second while he processes Sanji’s declaration. “You want to date me?”
“What? No—” Sanji could vomit from the absurdity. He’s one step away from strangling Zoro with his own haramaki. His cheeks burn, and even he knows how stupid he sounds, but there isn’t a universe out there that exists where he sounds dumber than Mosshead. So, his jaw tightens. “If we do this, I need a date.”
“Okay,” Zoro says, “so, appreciate , a fluffer—?”
“NO!”
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Zoro says they can fuck around so long as they don't make it weird. They both, of course, proceed to make it weird.